pg 48

universal truth(s)
July 23, 2009, 7:17 am
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mark is welcome to the pit of death

stop throwing people, pit of death

you are the poison apple

tom, i gave you a heart transplant when you were sleeping. i switched your heart for the heart of a pig and now instead of snoring like you always do, you make oink, oink noises. and also, now whenever you eat bacon your heart weeps.

how many buns do i have to throw in the woods before you stop making my lunch?

my tarts are made of vikings

bear skin rug or wrestling challenge?


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